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sampathbojan
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 4:56 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Little johny rocks !!! \,,/


One day Lil Johny says to his father:

I want to get married.

Father: Oh, so do you have someone special in your mind?
Johny: Yes , Grandma
Father: What? There is a problem now, you want to marry my Mother?
Johny: Why not? You married my mother

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L.Johnny: Can I go to the toilet?

Teacher: Johhny, MAY I go to the toilet?

L.Johnny: But I asked first!

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Summer vacation was over and the teacher asked Little Johnny about his family trip. "We visited my grandmother in Minneapolis, Minnesota."
The teacher asked, "Good, can you tell the class how you spell that?"
Little Johnny said, "Actually, we went to Ohio."

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"Johnny, did your Mother help you with your homework last night?" the teacher asked.

"No, she did it all," Little Johnny replied.

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"Dad," said Little Johnny, "I'm late for football practice. Would you please do my homework for me?"

Little Johnny's father said irately, "Son, it just wouldn't be right."

"That's okay," replied Little Johnny "At least you could try, right?"

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Teacher: If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?

Little Johnny: One dollar.

Teacher(sadly): You don't know your arithmetic.

Little Johnny (sadly): You don't know my father

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Teacher: "Hello boys, Remember!!! Nothing is impossible."

Little Johnny: "OK sir, could you please squeeze out all the toothpaste and put back it into the tube again."

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shalinisugumaran
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 4:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Good ones icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif
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shalinisugumaran
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 4:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Killing English
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Principal to student..." I saw u yesterday rotating near girls hostel
pulling cigerette... ? "

Class teacher once said : " pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"

once Hindi teacher said...."i'm going out of the world to America.."

"..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.."

Dont..laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen
down.....

it was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried to
switch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then she said " why is
fan not oning" (ing form of on)

teacher in a furious mood... write down ur name and father of ur name!!

"shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college"

My manager started like this "Hi, I am Pinky, Married with two kids"

"I'll illustrate what i have in my mind" said the professor and erased the
board

"will u hang that calender or else i'll HANG MYSELF"

LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"

Chemistry HOD comes and tells us.... "My aim is to study my son and marry my
daughter"

Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father

"why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?!"

Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code.. "I understand. You
understand. Computer how understand??

Seing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class.. "Keep
quiet, the principal has passed away"
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sampathbojan
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 4:57 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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