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ranjini
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 10:35 am Reply with quoteBack to top

A husband wakes up at home with a huge hangover.

He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees

is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.

He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and

pressed. He looks around the room and sees that

it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house.

He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table.

"Honey, breakfast is on the table, I left early to go grocery shopping.

Love You!"



Totally shocked with the note , he goes to the kitchen and

sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper.

His son is also at the table, eating. He asks, "Son, what happened last

night?"

His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious.

Broke some crockery, puked in the hall, and gave yourself a black eye

when you stumbled into the door". Confused, the man asks,

"So, why is everything in order and so clean, and

breakfast is on the table waiting for me?

I should expect a big quarrel with her!"

His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom,

and when she tried to take your clothes n shoes off,

you said, *



*"LADY LEAVE ME ALONE! I'M MARRIED!" *



*Moral

Self-induced hangover - $ 400.00

Broken crockery - $ 800.00

Breakfast - $ 10.00

Saying the Right Thing While Drunk – "PRICELESS "*

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ebhari
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 11:37 am Reply with quoteBack to top

This is cool. I luv it!
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ranjini
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 8:30 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Thank you icon_smile.gif

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 10:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This one is really priceless .. Continue your good contributions..
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ranjini
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 7:06 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Sure uncle icon_smile.gif

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l_santhosh
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 5:34 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Loved it!!
Indeed it is priceless!!
Second thoughts: right thing is different from true thing. But that double-entendre is what makes one burst out in laughter at the end.
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ranjini
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 9:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hi Santhosh

Ur second thought is very impressive. U have written right sentence in right situation which is admirable. Thank u santhosh…

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