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sampathbojan
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 12:10 am Reply with quoteBack to top

2 Balgobin are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the
other to check whether its working, he puts his head out and says
YES...NO...YES...NO...YES...NO... icon_smile.gif

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Balgobin shouting 2 his girl friend " u said v will do register marriage
and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the post
office.... icon_lol.gif

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Balgobin is in a dissection class of cockroach. He cuts its 1 leg, and
says, "chal", it walks.
He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "chal" , it walks.
He cuts all the legs and said, "chal...." Finally he wrote the conclusion......
....... "after all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it becomes deaf......" icon_lol.gif

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A Tamilian call up Balgobin and asks " tamil therima??"
Balgobin got mad, angrily replied.... "Hindi tera baap!!!" icon_rolleyes.gif

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2 Balgobins looking at Egyptian mummy.
bal 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.
bal 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC 1760!!!.... icon_biggrin.gif

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A Balgobin on an interview 4 da post detective.
Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?
Balgobin: Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating....... icon_cool.gif

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A Balgobin for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in the
exam the essay which came was 'FATHER' . he replaced friend with father
in the essay and>it read: AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS,
SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUE
FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR. icon_lol.gif

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Interviewar: what s ur qualification?
Balgobin : Sir I am Ph.d.
Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?
Balgobin : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY.... icon_cool.gif

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Sampath: In which state Cauvery flows?
Balgobin : liquid state.....
Audience clapped.. Sampath stunned, looks behind, ALL WERE Balgobin...... icon_rolleyes.gif .

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