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sindiask
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Joined: 25 Jan 2008
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 4:36 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Paapu------very brilliant icon_smile.gif

Paapu bought a new mobile.
He called everyone from his Phone Book & said "My Mobile No. has
changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610"

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Paapu : I am a Proud father, My son is in Medical College ..
Friend : Really, what is he studying,
Paapu : No he is not studying, they are Studying him.


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What is Common between : Krishna , Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..?
Paapu Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays.

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Paapu falls in luv with a nurse...After much
thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."

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while filling up a form
Paapu's son: Dad, what should I write for mother tongue.?
Paapu: Very long!


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Paapu went out to buy an Indian flag.
The shop owner gave him the flag.
Guess what did he ask next... Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.


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Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Paapu: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Paapu: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Paapu: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?

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Paapu was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Paapu: I think I'll take the money.

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Q: How do you recognize Paapu's son in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.


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Paapu standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Friend: Paapu u'll die.
Paapu: No, u'll die b'coz haven't u heard train is coming on platform?


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Q: Why was Paapu writing the exam near the door?
A: Because it was an entrance exam.


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What's Ford?
Paapu: Gaadi.
What's Oxford ?
Paapu: So simple, Bail Gaadi


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Paapu: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage.
Friend: He probably got a lot of applause when he got out.
Paapu: I didn't say he got out.!

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Paapu found answer to the most difficult question ever
- What comes first - the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!

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gopenath
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Joined: 12 Feb 2007
Posts: 573

PostPosted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 5:33 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Good sense of humour. VAAI VITTU SIRITHAAL NOI VITTU POGUM.........
I laughed for a while. Keep posting..........

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