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sampathbojan
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 7:46 am Reply with quoteBack to top

TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE?"
BALGOBIN : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time." icon_lol.gif
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TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree,
but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish
him?"
BALGOBIN : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?" icon_razz.gif
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BALGOBIN : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
BALGOBIN : Well, where did you get THIS mummy then? icon_smile.gif
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TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots!
BALGOBIN : Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that
at home. icon_idea.gif
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TEACHER : Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
BALGOBIN : Brotherly love? icon_biggrin.gif
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TEACHER : Now, Balgobin, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
BALGOBIN : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook. icon_smile.gif
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TEACHER : Balgobin, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
BALGOBIN : No, teacher, it's the same dog! icon_exclaim.gif
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TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
BALGOBIN : A teacher
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ebhari
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 12:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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