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sridharlingan
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 10:16 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Rumor: New that travels at the speed of sound

Dictionary: Only place where divorce comes before marriage

College: Place where some pursue learning & some learn pursuing

Ectasy: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before

Office: A place where u can relax after your sternous home life

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth

Etc.,: A sign to make others believe that u know mare than you actually do

Committee: Induviduals who can do nothing individually & sit to decide that nothing can be done together

Classic: A boohk which people praise but do not read

Marriage: Its an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree & women gains her masters

Worry: Interest paid on trouble before it falls due.

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by feminine power.

Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions

Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead

Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forwad to the trip

Optimist: A person who starts taking bath if he accidently falls into a river.

Pessimist: A person who says that 'o' is the last letter in ZERO instead of first letter in OPPORTUNITY

Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich

Father: A banker provided by nature

Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections & your confidence after

Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills & kills u with bills

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