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sridharlingan
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 8:19 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Two young women are talking.
"Iím going to marry a man I fall in love with."
"Me too, if I donít find anything better."
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"Honey," she says, "after our marriage Iíll share with you all your troubles and problems."
"But, dear," he replies, "I donít have any."
"But weíre not married yet," she says.
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Says she: "Honey, I think you love soccer more than me!"
Says he, "Well, uh, dear, but I love you more than hockey!"

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A drunken man comes home from a hunting trip and announces to his wife, "You wonít need to buy meat this month, honey!"
"Did you get a moose?"
"No, I spent all of my paycheck on booze!"

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Two men, once close friends, meet after twenty years. One of them invites the other over to his house for a dinner. During dinner, the guest has to hide his surprise when he sees eighteen children in his friendís house:
"You must be happy in your marriage; the house full of kids. Isnít it nice!" the guest says to his friend when they step outside for a smoke.
"I wish. You donít know my wife. She eats at me day and night."
"Then, why did you father so many kids?"
"Well, I figured itís much easier to get lost in a crowd."
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"Dad," a teenaged girl says, running into her fatherís den, "Iíd like to kiss you good-bye before I go to school!"
"Youíre too late, honey. Your mother just did that two minutes ago, and I donít have any cash left on me."




You never know what you can do without until you try -

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