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sridharlingan
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Joined: 27 Mar 2005
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 10:00 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Long live Bachelors

Every man should get married some time; after all,happiness is not the
only thing in life!!

--Anonymous

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Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should
be happier than others.

--Oscar Wilde
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Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.

--Scottish Proverb
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I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.

--Sam Kinison

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A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your
wife will give you for free.

--Anonymous

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When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why.

When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.

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Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.

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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of
one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" She
said,"Somewhere I have never been!"

I told her, "How about the kitchen?"

--Anonymous

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We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

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She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the
garbage?"
Following her down the street I yelled, "No, jump in."

--Anonymous

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Badd Teddy recently explained to me why he refuses to get to married.
He says "the wedding rings look like minature handcuffs....."

--Anonymous
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife yelling at the
frontdoor, who do you let in first?

The Dog of course... at least he'll shut up after u let him in!

--Anonymous


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A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly parted mother and
started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another
man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound
intensity and kept repeating, 'Why did u have to die? Why did you have
to die?"

The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish to interfere
with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain in is more than
I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so? Deeply? A child? A
parent?"The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied "My
wife's first husband."

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A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish
and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she
leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was
stunned for a while but then smiled " It really works !

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