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vinu_scorpion
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 9:34 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Lemon Juice

The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a Rs 10,000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money.

Many people like weightlifters, wrestlers, body builders, etc had tried over time, but nobody could do it.

One day this scrawny little man came in, wearing thick glasses and a safari suit, and said in a tiny, squeaky voice,

"I'd like to try the bet." After the laughter had died down, the bartender said OK, grabbed a lemon, and squeezed away. Then he handed the wrinkled remains of the rind to the little man.

But the crowd's laughter turned to total silence as the man clenched his fist around the lemon and 5-6 drops fell into the glass.

As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the Rs 10,000, and asked the little man,

"What do you do for a living? Are you a lumberjack, a weightlifter, or what?"

"No," replied the man.

"I work as a project manager in a software company !"

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