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vinu_scorpion
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 3:55 am Reply with quoteBack to top

A student asked a teacher: What is love?

The teacher said: "In order to answer your question, go to the paddy field and choose the biggest paddy and come back.

But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn back to pick.

The student went to the field, got thru first row... He saw one big paddy, but he wonders....may be there is a bigger one later. Then he saw another bigger one... but may be there is an even bigger one waiting for him. Later, when he finished more than half of the paddy field, he started to realize that the paddy is not as big as the previous one he saw. He knew he has missed the biggest one, and he regretted. So, he ended up going back to the teacher with empty hands.

The teacher told him, This is Love... You keep looking for a better one, but later you realize that you have already missed the person.

The student asked: What is marriage then?

The teacher said: In order to answer your question... go to the corn field and choose the biggest corn and come back.

But the rule is: You can go through them only once and cannot turn back to pick.

The student went to the corn field, this time he is careful not to repeat the previous mistake, when he reached the middle of the field, he picked one medium corn that he felt satisfied, and came back to the teacher.

The teacher told him, this time you brought back a corn.... You looked for one that is just nice, and you had faith and believed this is the best one you got.... This is marriage.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 12:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

this is really good one.........
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 8:27 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Latest proposal idea..!!

I feel like cursing you, for all the sleepless nights that you have given me ....

"You'll have a son, who will go mad behind my daughter, just like the way I am mad for you....."

But then......why trouble those innocent ones.... come lets make them brothers and sisters

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 8:36 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Love Attitude...

To find your love attitude number, add your birth month and your birth date together. Keep reducing it until it's a single digit.

Example:
January 28
1+28 == 29
2+9 == 11
1+1 == 2;
your love attitude number is 2.

Read on below to find out what your love style is supposed to be. If your number is:

ONE....

You are charming imaginative and independent. Usually your style is ahead of others; you know what's in and what's way out. Sometimes you're a little too aggressive when it comes to pursuing a love interest. You have a way of drawing attention wherever you go, and this dramatic flair usually attracts the strongest guys. Your competitive nature either draws or repels guys/gals...but those who can't handle your power aren't your types anyway. At times you can be possessive, manipulating and demanding with your friends and in love relationships. You like guys/gals with lots of intelligence... and knock-'em-dead good looks don't hurt either.


TWO....

Your love nature is sentimental, romantic and kind. Your easygoing, mild manner allows almost everyone to feel very comfortable with you - especially shy guys/gals. Your modesty and tact enable you to get along easily with both sexes. You are a natural peacemaker and can be very persuasive with words, which helps you to gain the respect of your classmates. You can also be too sensitive at times, and your greatest drawback is a lack of confidence to stand up for yourself in conflict. Your favorite type of guy/gal is gentle, affectionate, one who is also strong and playful. A great sense of humor is also a must. A guy/gal who loves to listen to music and dance should rank high on your list of
favorites, too.


THREE......

You are imaginative, fun-loving, thrill-seeking and expressive. You're so charming that you attract many friends and you are almost never lacking
guys/gals. In your earlier years, you may be totally shy and self- conscious, but you'll lose those qualities in the high-school years. You can be sort of vain or even a bit of a show-off when you get caught up in exciting events in your life, but you usually redeem yourself in some playful way before you lose a friend. Jealousy shows its ugly head sometimes, but generally you aren't affected by it unless your guy/gal tries to provoke it. In the guy/gal department, you prefer the athletic or artistic types. You're in absolute heaven when you find both of those qualities in the same guy/gal. When you're looking for love, a guy/gal who can make you laugh scores points, big time!


FOUR....

You tend to be loyal, dedicated and good hearted. You're one of the most diligent students when you really try, and you tend to make your schoolwork a priority. You also express those same qualities in your love relationship. No one is more faithful and trusting than you. In fact, those tendencies can be a little negative in your romantic life. You may sometimes hang on too long to a guy/gal who doesn't give you the respect and love you deserve. You can be stubborn and a bit of a troublemaker if the mood strikes you but you can usually dig yourself out of that hole just in time to stay out of major trouble. You usually fall for extremes when choosing a love mate - he/she may be a show-off or a teacher's pet. Whatever the type, it helps if he/she is good-looking, too, but that's not a major consideration for you.


FIVE.......

Your love attitude is adventurous, charismatic and spontaneous. You re creative and adaptable, and you can come up with the most exciting and sometimes daring things to do. Your quick intelligence and way with words help get you out of the problems that come with being flirtatious and playing hard to get. You need to pay close attention to your personal values because you love to try new and different things and easily go along with the crowd and the consequences can put extra strain on your relationship with a boy/girl. You like guys/gals who have great bodies and good looks, along with exceptional brain and high grades. It helps if they are highly athletic or involved in as many activities as you, otherwise you might get bored! Variety is the key to your love attitude number.


SIX............

You are warm, loving, devoted and affectionate. Your outgoing, thoughtful nature attracts many girlfriends/boyfriends to you and usually some of the nicest guys/gals too. Because of your need to care, you can end up in a relationship that requires too much care taking to make it balanced. Since home and family play important roles in your life, you are unlikely to be attracted to guys/gals who your parents wouldn't like. Sometimes you have a slight jealous streak... but it doesn't last long. Some people with this love attitude number are prone to making harsh judgements of others, especially when others don't share your set of values. You are especially attracted to the good looking, boy/girl-next-door type who is smart as well as a gentle man/woman.


SEVEN........

Your love nature is thoughtful, poetic, mystical and mysterious. A few people with love attitude number seven are class clowns, and they usually attract guys/gals who like to be given a hard time. But most of you are the quiet, reserved types who dislike calling attention to yourself. Your type generally attracts guys who feel the same way you do. Your refined, independent and secretive nature is very alluring to certain guys/gals. At times you can also be somewhat fault finding and a little demanding in your love relationship and with friends. You are mostly attracted to guys/gals who aren't like all the rest; a loner easily attracts you. And, if he/she reads a lot and enjoys learning, he/she is especially perfect for you.


EIGHT.......

Your love attitude is confident, powerful and exciting. This number usually makes for a very conscientious student, someone who puts schoolwork ahead of a social life. However, you also enjoy being a leader among your classmates and will seek offices or other positions that enable you to use your leadership skills. Because of this, you can be somewhat intimidating to certain guys/gals. You can also be a little too intense, bossy and jealous for your own good. Your love match is definitely someone who is smart, handsome and popular. You like quality over quantity and will usually wait until the guy/gal with the best attributes comes along.

NINE........

You have a sophisticated attitude that is also generous and considerate. Your responsible, charitable nature may find you attracting guys/gals who want someone to confide in or who makes them feel secure. At a very young age, you developed the type of personality that makes others feel safe and protected. You will carry these qualities into your adult years and, down the road, you'll be a good mom/dad because of them. On the negative side, you can be argumentative and overly emotional, and you usually possess a temper that can make everyone run for cover. You like the kind of guy/gal who is responsible and impeccably dressed and has gorgeous eyes and a great body. Charm, wit and (of course) brilliance could make him the perfect guy/gal for you.......

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 8:18 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Pains of Marriage...


A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.

"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are you down here at this time of night?"

The husband looks up from his coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 18?" he asks solemnly.

"Yes I do" she replies.

The husband pauses; the words were not coming easily. "Do you remember when your father caught us in the garden?"

"Yes, I remember" said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continued.. "Do you remember when he showed the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I'll send you to jail for 20 years?"

"I remember that too" she replied softly.

He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, "I would have been released today if I had went to jail for 20 yrs!"

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 18, 2006 12:16 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 18, 2006 5:20 am Reply with quoteBack to top

correct... i agree that was a mistake... aaa thappu yena arathiya purni... Loving dat girl was the mistake... So, he was given punishment, so that hereafter other guys will not repeat the same... but poor guys... keep repeating the mistake...

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 18, 2006 7:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

.................

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 19, 2006 9:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Correct purni.....but still many guys loose their rights after marriage especially RIGHT TO SPEAK icon_wink.gif icon_wink.gif icon_wink.gif
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 20, 2006 7:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 20, 2006 9:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Madhuve embadhu olleya visiya tha...Ganda hendruna maatha keepudhu ...Hendru gandana maatha keepadhu...Mutual understanding adodhu....Maximum ellagu mutual understanding adadhey...In some exceptional cases wives dominate and hpe Vinu is commenting about these exceptional wives.... icon_cool.gif
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 12:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

vivekraju wrote:
In some exceptional cases wives dominate and hpe Vinu is commenting about these exceptional wives....


No Vivek, That should have read as" In some exceptional cases husbands dominate...." Coz thats happening almost everywhere... Any comments on this???

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 1:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Hopefully guys who have married can comment on this icon_rolleyes.gif icon_rolleyes.gif
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 6:24 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Vinod.. r u married?? coz ur view reflects…………… icon_wink.gif icon_wink.gif icon_wink.gif .

Well, it doesn’t mean that most of the guys will surrender after their wedlock; it may looks like the same as for as the general external point of view is concerned but in my point of view, it’s a kind of love/affection towards their wives. The reason is that girls will have to leave everything including their loved ones after their wedlock not permanently but almost and, it is not an easier one even though they must be. On the other hand, it is not the case for guys. E.g., when negative things come whether from her hubby or family and etc, she has only her hubby to share at least to get mental relief (at least for a while) and she can’t with others. Rather, think about the guy, his situation is different. So, keeping the gender away, as a human being, we should think about the same and remember she will be the only person who goes with her hubby in all respects especially when he gets negative thing. Furthermore, it is true that most of the hubbys share their negative things with their wives (ofcourse +ve things as well) even if they have other relations such as dad, mom, bro and sis. Hence, keeping all these things in their mind, most of the hubbys show love towards them (as you said surrender).

Especially when negative thing comes acrosssssss....., to put it in badugu,

PARAVAALEY BUDU, ADHUNAVEY NENCHU KAVALEY PATTU MANASA KAALI MAADABEDA; NANGA KOOLI GEELI EANAACHI (EANAALI) MAADI POLACHUVO ATHENDHU THANNA MALLUNA ORIGISI, MANDEYA THADAVI ATLEAST AARUDHAL-AACHI EAGIYA…REMEMBER… KADAESI KAALAGETTAVU (provided...olleya manchana idhaley, adhuna bhuttuttu jenaga putti-gittiya aakkittu, kasa-musa icon_wink.gif maadittu bhandhaley eay hendarutha sappena idhiya?? avanu nanga maakkey ondhu manusa piravithaaney!! icon_smile.gif icon_smile.gif )

Note: inevitable cases will be always there irrespective of XYZ icon_sad.gif icon_sad.gif .

Hey, remember……am a bachelor icon_wink.gif icon_wink.gif (!!!!????) icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif

Rams
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 8:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

No Ram, I am alive and yet to commit Suicide.....


A nice blog for you...



Year 2005

He and She are engaged. Both are working in Bangalore, while their parents are at Chennai. They are going by the same train to Chennai. Incidentally, the first time they are traveling together.


Time 10:00 PM


She: Ivlo seekram station vandaachu. Naan usual aa 10.45 train kku, 10.30 kku dhaan varuven

He: Naan direct aa cantonment la dhaan eruven

She: He he

He: Seri adha vidu. Water bottle vaangindu varen

She: Seri

He comes back in 2 minutes, catching his breath

She: Yaen ippadi odi vare? Porumaya varalaam la?

He: Illai ma. Nee thaniya irukke illa. Adhaan

She: Ayye. Idhaan first time naan yaar koodayavadhu poren. Usually naan thaniya dhaan varuven

He: Hmmmm

She: Seri train la yeralaam vara... They get into the train

She: Side upper, side lower aa book panne?

He: Aaamam. So that we can talk for sometime. Matha berth la yerina
udane ellarum thoongiduvaanga

She: Adhuvum seri dhaan

Train starts....

She: Adutha varusham, idhe neram we will be going to Chennai for our first pongal after marriage He holds She's hand tightly, and gives her one Cadburys temptation chocolate

She: So sweet. She splits the chocolate into smaller bits, and feeds him the first bit

He: You know what? Naan nenachi kooda paakale. That I will fall head
over heels for someone.

She: Same here da

By this time, almost all passengers are asleep. And someone tells He to
talk slowly since he is too loud

He: vaa. Door kitta polaam

He and she are at the door. He opens the door, and they sit at the steps.

She: Yappa. Kulurarudhu.

He puts his hand over her shoulder. After some sweet nothings for some
1 hr, they get in and sleep(Ofcourse at their respective berths)


Year 2006.


He and She are married for 9 months by now He and she get into the train.

She: Endha berth?

He: Rendume upper berth. No disturbance

She: Hmmmm

He: Seri. Thanni bottle kodu

She: Station la vaangikalaam nu kelambachaye sonnen la

He: Munnadiye solla vendiyadhu dhaane! Ippo paar train kelamba innum 5 nimisham dhaan irukku

She: masa masa nnu pesinda irundha andha 5 nimisham kooda irukaadhu

He: cha!

He runs and gets the water bottle, just when the train starts She yawns and says Seri, Naan thoonga poren.

He: Ok

After the TTR checks the tickets, he also gets into his berth and tries to sleep. He is not able to sleep after a while, due to some conversation happening below.

He turns towards the couple in the side-upper and side-lower berth

He: Excuse me. If you don't mind, konjam medhuva pesareengaLa. We all are sleeping here!

The side-upper & side lower couple walk towards the door.....

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