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PostPosted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 4:07 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Read like Vadivelu in Giri !

Nan sari oru round thane nu oru interview ku poneen
Anga 5 per ma,
Maathi Maathi question kettainga.
Ennala mudincha varaikkum answer sonneen. Apram 4th floor ponga offer vangikkunga nu sonnanuga
Sarinu nanum nambi ..... 4th floor ku poneen.
Anga oru 8 per ma,
Avangalala evlo mudiyumo avlo question kettanga.
Dhidir nu oruthan HR ku phone a pottu...
machan.. free ya iruntha vada inga oruthan sikki irukkanu sonnan.
Nanum evlo neram than answer therinja mathiriye nadikkarathu.
Adula oruthan sonnan ,enna question kettalum samalikiranda
Evan Romba Intelligentunu sollitan maaa...................

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 11:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Apply this style to Ganguly also ...!!! AND enjoy

icon_lol.gif Imagine, in a press meet Ganguly is talking to reporters in vadivelu
style

konja nerathula thirumbi vanthudalaamnu nambi naanum groundukkulla
ponenma
anga paathaa patthu peru sutthi nikkiraanunga
thoorathula oru paya, aadu meikkiravanonu nenachen
thideer nu odi vanthu avanaala evvalavu vehama poda mudiyumo avvlavu vehamaa pantha pottaanma
naan bat-a thookrathukkulle athu pinnaala poiduchu
ippdiye aaru ball pottaanma, naanum bat-a sutthi sutthi paarthen
athukkulla umpire aduthaa over nu sonnaru,
naanum thappittomdaa saameenu adutha pakkathla ninna
intha paavi paya sehwag oru run eduthu ennaya marupadiyum batting panna vachittaan
aduthu spin bowling naanuga
warne nu orthan pottaanma
naan oru pakkam bat vachaa ball oru pakkam pohuthu
ippdiye naalu over aachummaa, oru run kooda therala
appo pinnaala irunthu gilchrist nu oruthan sonnaan
epdi ball pottaalum adikka maattengraan ivan romba nallavan nu
sollittaanma icon_cry.gif

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 8:36 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Ganguly - Anniyan Conversation !!!!

Ambi: Mr ganguly y r u shouting at the umpire, after u have been declared out ??? athu satapadi thapu

Ganguly: Dey kudumi, naa yaar theriyuma bengal tiger appidithan kathuven.

Ambi: Kenya,Bangaldesh kooda century adikirale Australia, Pakistan na ippadi manna kavvaraeley?

Ganguly: Naan dhadha da , thevayana apo matum than aaduven.

Ambi: Mr ganguly captains like Ponting, inzy, smith ellarum century adichu team jeyika vaikara ,aana neengo aadave maatiringale?

Ganguly: Dey kudumi,athan sachin, dravid, sehwag ellam century adikiraanungala apuram naan yethuku adikanum

Ambi: Alatchiyama pesathingo Mr ganguly, aduthava talentla fame gain pandrathu thapu!!

Ganguly: Poda kudumi, yenake advice pandriya

Anniyan: DEY BAADU..........

Ganguly: Yaaruga neenga Gillespi maathiri hair style vachurikinga???

Anniyan : Naan avan ila da yema, yenda run adika ve maatingara,

Ganguly: Batting form appo appo vanthutu pogum, cricketla ithellam sagajam thanaga.....

Anniyan : Ippidi soli thapichidalaamnu paakiriya.....

Anniyan: 5 run edutha thapa?????????

Ganguly: Onum thapu ilinga......

Anniyan: 5 matchla 5 run edutha thapa?????????

Ganguly: Thapu maari thanga theriyuthu..........

Anniyan: 5 varushama 5 5 matcha 5 run edutha thapa?????????/

Ganguly: Periya thapu thaanga...........

Anniyan: Kamunati athathanda oruoru matchalayum nee panikitu iruka

Anniyan: Unakellam ballbojanam thanda, nee than stump Akthar,Sami,Lee,Mcgrath ellarum una vachuthan bowling practice panaporaanga!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 21, 2005 12:59 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Ganguly as Chiyaan
Greg Chappel as Abitha Gujalammbal


[Ganguly suspects Greg is the head of selection committee. So, he kidnaps him, ties his hands, legs, mouth and puts him in a dark room... and he starts to speak]

" Oru kalathula romba santhoshama irunthenyyaa...!!!!

Yennaiku unnaya select panni, INDIAN team coach'a appoint panninangalo..annaiku pudichathu intha saniyan.....

Naanum munnadi nenapen, "Yendaa ippdi, mottai veiyilla, local county matchla ,pasanga RANJI TROPY cricket velayadurangalo theriyala..." apdinnu...

Aana, unga kitta maatikitu, "TEAM list'la peru varumaa....?? varaatha....??" apdinu konjam, konjamaaa nail biting panrathuku bathila, county match'la kattai podurathu yevlavo mel...pola irukke...

payapadaatha...
unnaya naan killi vida maatten...
Yennaa.... nee BCCI CHAIRMAN aatche....!!!!,
Yennadaa............., ivan "CHAIRMAN" apdi,ipdinnu pesuraanu paakriya......

" Unnaya yeppavo, CHAIRMAN aakitanga theriyumaa ???...

Naan century adichu, 3 Austrilan Series kooda win panniyachu....

Naan world cup vaangitu varen.....But toss potta coin venum apdinnu nee kovichichukara......
Oru naal unakku udambu mudiyaama poiduthu, udaney unakku naan VEPPILAI adikaren..." ipdi kanavilaye vaalnthachu... ini mudiyathunnu onnum illa... athu teamlist'la yennoda inclusion thaan..

[Now Greg tries to escape..Gang caught him and smashed against a wall and started to speak ....]

"Paaru... !!!
Pottu thalrathukaga.. unnaya naan inga kidnap pannitu varala.......Un kooda pesanum ...avlo..thaan....

Unnoda kooda irupaaney captain RAHUL DRAVID.....kthaa...!!!

avan nalla batsman thaan.. naan illanu sollala...
aana, POLLACK ball'lula avanaala yepdi six adika mudiyum...

paaru,

vettiya pitchula ninukitu KATTAIYA poda vendiyathu thaan..ipdi..ipdi..[ ganguly bat vetchi stroke pottu kaattugiraar... ] ...

DRAVID opening yerangratha nenachaale...aaaaahhh...thalye vedichidum pola irukku....!!!

Purinchikoo...!!!!
Manasu...!!!
Valikuthu...!!!![background music...hoo...ho..ho..ho...]...

Nee yellam AUSTRALIAn team'ukey coach irukka vendiyavar......

unakku yentha kastamum varrama, naan, yennoda family, COCO COLA yellam paarthupom.....

Yennamo ithellam yenakkaaga mattum thaan solren apdinnu nenaikatha...U...unakkum 50% tharren...

Paaru.......,
nee yeppavum bat'um ,ball'uma irukkanaum.......yenakku coaching kuduthkite irukkanaum..athaan yennoda AASAI..."

[ Now he is little bit emotional ...]

" Ivolo............, sonnathuku apramum........,
"illa...!!
nee form'la illa.......
gully position'la out aayidarel......!!!

nekku onnum unnaya team'ku suggest panna thonala......!!! " apdinnu sonnenu vetchuka...[ Gang took his comb from his pocket..] ...unnoda thalaya seeviduven...

Unnoda thalaya seevitu apram yenakkena vela........retired aagida vendiyathu thaan...

Romba rana vethanaya irukiyaa......

Unnaya kenji kettukaren..."

[ Now Greg picks Ganguly's leg...and murmurred..]

Gang : "Yenna aatchu...yen alara...serthukalaiyaa... ??? "
Greg : " hoom..hoom..."
Gang : " Appo.....? serthukariya ... ???"
Greg : " mm..mm..mm..."
Gang : " athu pothum..yenakku...ayyaa...jolly..."

[ Background song ....]

["Nenachi..nenachi..thavichi..thavichi..urugi..urugi..kidantha manasu vilagi oduthey... "]

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 8:26 am Reply with quoteBack to top

A.R. Mottaboss Presents
MARAMANDO


Cast
Gabtun as Vijay Munusamy
9-thara as Alpana
Gumitha as Chatra


Music
Zolufis Xamiyaj
(Pronounced : Harris Jeyaraj)



"Sir, naan Vijay Munusamy case-la project panna poraen"

"Onnum thevai illa, pesaama Mudumalai poi rest edu!"

"Atleast andha case-a pathi explain pannunga sir"

"Sorry ma, enakku 15 mins maela edhuvum gnabagam irukkarthu!"



"Enga sir poganum?"

"Veetukku"

"Endha veetukku?"

"India-la motham 2579 crore veedunga irukku, adhula 1267 crore veetukku asian baints adichirukaanga..."

"Sir, sir 15 mins aagiduchu, please idhellam maranthudunga sir!!"



"En baeru Vijay. Vijay Munusamy. Naan blane-laenthu erangina, en binnadi naalu baer varuvaanga"

"Without-la travel panna appadi dhaan!"


"Naan Vijay Munusamy-a love pannala paaa!!"

"Neeyae avana love pannati, vaera yaar pannuva?!"

"Avana manushan love pannuvaana?!"

"So nee dheiriyama pannalam!"


"Alpana naan US boraen"

"Uzhavar Sandhai dhaaney? Poitu va"

"Illa illa Unided Sdades of Ameriga"

"Oor paerey vaai-la nuzhaiyala unakku, nee anga pona seruppala adichu thiruppi anuppuvaanga, pessama ingaye kada!"


"En Alpana-va kolai pannavan moonji en kannu munnadiye irukku"

"Moodhevi, edhurlaye ninna kannu munnadi dhaan irukkum!"



See Was Gilled

See Is Gone

Find Im and Soot Im




Coming soon to a blog near you!! icon_smile.gif

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 6:28 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Cricket premiyo ke liyye


Sachin Tendulkar and Sourav Ganguly, now pretty old guys, 75 and 76 years old, are sitting on a park bench feeding pigeons and talking about cricket, like they do every day.

Sachin turns to Sourav and says, "Do you think there's cricket in heaven?"

Ganguly thinks about it for a minute and replies, "I dunno. But let's make a deal: If I die first, I'll come back and tell you if there's cricket in heaven, and if you die first, you do the same."

They shake on it and sadly, a few months later, poor Sachin passes on.

One day soon afterward, Ganguly is sitting there feeding the pigeons by himself when he hears a voice whisper, "Sourav...Sourav!"

Ganguly responds, "Sachin! Is that you?"

"Yes it is, Sourav," whispers Sachin's ghost.

Ganguly, still amazed, asks, "So, is there cricket in heaven?"

"Well," says Sachin, "I've got good news and bad news." "Gimme the good news first," says Ganguly.

Sachin says, "Well... there is cricket in heaven."

Ganguly says, "That's great! What news could be bad enough to ruin that?

Sachin sighs and whispers, "You are going to open the innings this Friday."

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 8:54 am Reply with quoteBack to top

There were 4 Sardars in Mumbai. They decided to start a business. They had a lot of discussions on the type of business and finally decided to start a hotel. They selected the best of locations and cooks and built the hotel. The hotel was inaugrated and was awaiting its first customer. The Sardars waited and waited but nobody turned up. The story was the same the next day. A week passed but noboby turned up.

WHY? Bcos there was a sign at the entrance "Visitors not allowed."


After the failure of their hotel they decided to start an auto garage. They bought the best of car servicing equipments and soon started the garage.
The 4 Sardars waited that day for the first car to arrive but no car entered
their Garage. They waited for one day, 2 days ,a week but no car came to their garage.

WHY? B'cos their garage was on the first floor.

After this failure they decided to fall back on the good old taxi driving. They bought a new Premier Padmini running on CNG and began to look for
passengers. They drew past Churchgate but nobody hailed their taxi. They went to Nariman point yet nobody hailed their taxi. They drove to Chatrapati Shivaji Terminus, even there nobody hailed their taxi. In desperation they kept on driving all around Mumbai but alas no one hailed
their taxi.

WHY? B'cos all the four Sardars were sitting in the taxi.


All the 4 Sardars were very disgusted with their naseeb and decided to push their taxi into the sea at Marine Lines. They started pushing their taxi. They pushed the whole day and were very exhausted but the taxi did not move even an inch. They decided to rest for the night and start the next day. The next day the story repeated itself. The taxi just wouldn't move.
They pushed for a whole week but the taxi wouldn't budge.

WHY? B'cos two sardarjis were pushing from front and two from behind.

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PostPosted: Tue May 02, 2006 7:57 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Letter to Billgates from Sardar

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ****** appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but we face this problem only in password field. We checked with hardware vendor Santa Singh and he said that there is no problem in keyboard. Because of this we open the e-mail account with password *****. I request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what the password is.

2. We are unable to enter anything after we click the 'shut down ' button.

3. There is a button 'start' but there is no "stop" button. We request you to check this.

4. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friend clicked 'run ' has ran upto Amritsar! So, we request you to change that to "sit", so that we can click that by sitting.

5. One doubt is that any 're-scooter' available in system? As I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

6. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot for tracing the key with this ' find', but unable to trace. Is it a bug??

7. Every night I am not sleeping as I have to protect my 'mouse' from CAT, So I suggest u to provide one DOG to kill that cat.

8. Please confirm when u are going to give me money for winning 'HEARTS' (playing cards in games) and when are u coming to my home to collect ur
money.

9. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when u will provide that?

Best regards,

Banta Singh

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PostPosted: Fri May 19, 2006 9:08 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Hi,

U must see these videos, the movie we saw on Sunday was far better…

See it with Sound....and enjoy..................Enna kudomai edhu..........

N.BalaKrishna at his best, Vijaykant no where near to him

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eB5JzLy2e3c&search=balayya

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZJDTszmN_Y&search=balayya

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMJ_y936XoU&search=balayya

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PostPosted: Thu May 25, 2006 8:37 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Question : You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2 Cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. You don't have anything else with you in the boat? How will you do it?





















Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat will become LIGHTER........using this LIGHTER you can light the other Cigarette. Another deadly answer. Scroll down a little
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Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win MATCHES. Using the MATCHES that you win, you can light the cigarette. If that was not enough, one more deadly answer.... scroll down.
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Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...(TIP - TIP)

"TIP TIP barsa Pani.

Pani ne aag lagayee."

us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee".
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If that was not enough, one more deadly answer.... scroll down








Start praising one cigarette, the other will get jealous & "jalney lagega"
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Searching for me.....I am also searching for the person who sent it to me!!!

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PostPosted: Mon May 29, 2006 6:49 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Ganguly as kaipulla (vs) Grep Chappel as KattaDurai --Winner Film Style


~~~ This is an Ultimate one ~~~~ Check it Out !!

Participants:

1) Thala GANUGLY --> Head of " Dont care cricketers Association "
2) Ganguly's manager
3) Grep chappel
4) Board memebers.

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Manager : " Thala, thala, test match'layum ungalukku idam illannu
sollittaru antha chappel ... "

Gang : " Yenakku rivitu adikkirathey chappel'ukku velaya poyiduchu...
Innaikku board meetingla mudivu panrenda ... Intha ganuly'a antha
chappela'nu...Yeduda bat'a, maattuda helmet'a "

[ Gang and his troup is on the way to board meeting ]

Public : " Ayyayo... ganguly bat'a yeduthutu kelambi tarey.. Innaikku
yethana six adika poraro theriyalaye !!!!!!! "

[ Before entering into the meeting hall, he put the bat horizontaly on the
floor and starts to speak ]

Gang : " Intha bat'a thaandi neengalum vara kodaathu... naanum vara
matten... paetchu.. paetcha than irukkanum... Yenakku test match'la kaltha koduthavan yevan ? "

Chap : " Come here and plz speak louder "

Gang : " Naan anga vara maten.. yennoda mgr varuvan .. avan kitta solli
vidu.... "

Mgr : " sari.. thala... Yaarudaa yenga thalaya oram kattinathu "

Gang : " Hai, greg, nee oru nalla cricketera iruntha, yenakku oru BOUNCER podu parpom"

[ Chappel bowled at gang @ 200km per hour... Gang's fore finger was wounded and bat handle was broken ]

Gang : " Naan accept panren.. nee oru nalla coach'nu naan accept panren..next meet panren..

[ Now gang is surronded by the board members ]

Gang : " Ungala yellam partha yenakku paavama irukku .. ithu varaikkum
yentha matchlayum naan duck adichathu illa ..."

Chap : " Pona seriesla thane yella matchlayum nee duck adicha ..."

Gang : " Athu pona seriesla... naan solrathu intha seriesla... Ippo net
practice panna poren.. aanaa team'uku thirumbi ............"

Chap : " thirumbi ......... ?????? "

Gang : " vara mattenu solla vanthen...... "

Chap : " Listen ... 2007la nadaka pora yentha matchlayum un katchi kaa..
thaan.. "

Gang : " Venaaam... "

Chap : " Bangalesh kooda nadakura matchla kooda nee 13th man thaan "

Gang : " Venaaam...."

Chap : " Local county matchla kooda nee.. super sub'ku yedu pudi thaan "

Gang : " valikkuthu..... "

Chap : " avalavu yen... street cricketla vilayada kooda unakku aappu thaan
..."
Gang : " Aluthuduven.... aluthuduven...."

[ Eventually gang returned to home... on the way.... ]

Public : " adengappa... ganulyoda bat handley udanchi poiduchina !!!!!!!...
bowling panninavan ini teamla iruppangra... ???? "

Gang : " innumum intha ooru namala nambikittu irukaadaa .... ???? "

Mgr : " Athu avanga thala vithi... thala...

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 3:25 am Reply with quoteBack to top

A Lady is standing up on top of the hill and she is going to push her Father down from the hill top.....SO what is the name of this lady ???









































Well her Name is PUSH-PA icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif !!!!!!!!!!

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1. Sardar comes back 2 his car & finds a note saying "Parking Fine" He writes a note and sticks it 2 pole "Thanks 4 d complement"

2 .How do you recognize a Sardar in School? He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.

3. Once a Sardar was walking and had a glove on one hand and not on other so the man asked him why did he do so? He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.

4. Sardarji bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down from Amritsar , where he lived, to Jalandar to meet his friend. He reached there in a few hours. After spending a few days there, he decided to return, and called up his mother to expect him in the evening. But he didn't reach in the evening and not the next day either. When he finally reached home on the third day, his distraught mother ran and asked him " Arre Puttar, ki hoya?" The Sardarji got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said, "Oy, ye Marutti wale pagal hain, agge jaane waaste chaar gear banaate hain, aur pichche jaane waaste sirf ik?"

5. Teacher: Can you tell me something about Raja Ram Mohan Roy?
Saradji: They were 4 best friends..!

6. Sardar to Shopkeeper: - Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao, Shopkeeper ne Flag Dikhaya,
Sardar: - Isme aur Colour Dikhao.

7. How can a Sardar Kill a Lion? Sardarji thinks N thinks hard & comes to a conclusion: I'll drink poison n let lion eat me. O' bolo ta ra ra.

9. Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.... When a Person asked what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar...!!!

10. Sardar with a new mobile called everyone from his Phone Book & said "My MobileNo. has changed Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610"

11. Sardar falls in Love with Nurse. He writes a Love letter to her, " I LOVE U SISTER."

12. What is Common between: Krishna , Ram, Gandhi ji & Jesus..?
Sardar ji Replied: All are born on Government Holidays.

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