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vinu_scorpion
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 8:29 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Hi friends,

One day, a girl, 16yr old, heard from her mother that if she will do a regular prayer for 4 yrs, a divine "God" will come to her dreams & give her 3 boons. So she decided to do it.

She completed 4 yrs successfully, doing prayer regularly.

Now it was a day for "God" to come. So she slept earlier with thoughts in her mind to ask. And, really a "God" comes in her dreams. Now this is the dialogue between them.

God: O Girl, you prayed to me regularly within last 4 yrs, so I am very very happy with you. I will complete any of your 3 wishes. You can ask anything you like, but there is one condition.

Girl: Condition!, what is that?

God: You have a boy-friend?

Girl: Yes.

God: When you were doing a prayer, he was waiting for you, so he also sacrificed same as you. Moreover, he didnt know anything about boon and all, so h e is also eligible for the boons. So whatever you will ask, he
will get 10 times more than that of you. If you are agreed,then proceed for the 1st boon.

Girl: (After thinking for some time ... ): Yes, I am ready.

Girl: 1st, Make me 10 times richer than the richest person in the world.

God: But your boy-friend will be 10 times richer than you.

Girl: It's OK.

God: Be as you wish!

Girl: 2nd, Make me 10 times more beautiful than the most beautiful girl in the world.

God: But your boy-friend will be 10 times handsome than the most handsome boy in the world.

Girl: It's OK.

God: Be as you wish.

God: Now the last boon remains.

Girl: O God, please give me a MILD HEART-ATTACK.

God: What? Are you sure!

Girl: Yes. Very sure!

God: Be as you wish.

Think friends,

What happened to her boy-friend, he got a severe heart-attack & died at once, while the g irl remained alive. Thus, the girl became the world's most
beautiful girl and the richest one, too.

Moral of the story:

So intelligent the girls are!

Girls are really more intelligent than we believe about them to be. So be careful boys!

Now, girls please stop reading ... boys continue till the end of the mail .....

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Dear boys, dont worry, actually what happened is something different than what you thought! Actually, the girl's boy-friend got a heart-attack, 10 TIMES MILDER than that of the girl.

So the boy-friend lived longer than the girl, being world's richest and the most handsome boy.

Moral of the story:

Dear boys, the girls are not really that much intelligent than what we believe them to be. So dont worry if you think that you have girl-friend, intelligent than you.

Ok, Bye…Guyz !!


Last edited by vinu_scorpion on Fri Feb 17, 2006 2:11 am; edited 1 time in total
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vinu_scorpion
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 8:49 am Reply with quoteBack to top

TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY, A MAN ONLY NEEDS TO BE...

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a gynaecologist
15. a psychologist
16. a pest exterminator
17. a psychiatrist
18. a healer
19. a good listener
20. an organizer
21. a good father
22. Very clean
23. Sympathetic
24. Athletic
25. Warm
26. Attentive
27. Gallant
28. Intelligent
29. Funny
30. Creative
31. Tender
32. Strong
33. Understanding
34. Tolerant
35. Prudent
36. Ambitious
37. Capable
38. Courageous
39. Determined
40. True
41. Dependable
42. Passionate


WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

43. give her compliments regularly
44. love shopping
45. be honest
46. be very rich
47. not stress her out
48. not look at other girls


AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

49. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself!
50. give her lots of time, especially time for herself!
51. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes!


IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

52. Never to forget:
* Birthdays
* Anniversaries
* Arrangements she makes



HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:

1. Leave him alone !!!

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 9:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 10:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ah! Purni! Long time. No see. Where were u?
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 12:39 am Reply with quoteBack to top

purni wrote:
If girls were really not intelligent than boys,then why is the number of male students passing in every public exams in tamil nadu,every year is very very less than that of female stutents,which has been happening for almost a decade.check out the ratio!!!!!!!coooooolllll. hope im not wrong with the info above.


Reminds me a quote which was posted by ......... icon_wink.gif icon_wink.gif icon_wink.gif

"dollars beedhubama ellavu hanagara illai. Rs beethunibama ella ezhai yu illai". Akin to the same..............Got ittttttt icon_wink.gif icon_wink.gif icon_wink.gif ????

If not, here is the Ref: Topic: IS IT FAIR? Posted: 07 Oct 2005 22:31

Nooooo offennnnnnnnse icon_smile.gif icon_smile.gif

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 1:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

vinu_scorpion wrote:
TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY, A MAN ONLY NEEDS TO BE...


By the way, vinod…the contents of the above title remind me a quote.

There are two kinds of men in the world. One is ‘bachelor’ and, ‘dead’ is the other (?? icon_rolleyes.gif ) icon_cool.gif icon_cool.gif icon_cool.gif

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 7:20 am Reply with quoteBack to top

So, the Battle Begins !... icon_smile.gif

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vinu_scorpion
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 8:06 am Reply with quoteBack to top

purni wrote:
hai guys? generally when comparing between gals and boys,why is it often being done between the ppl of almost the same age. see guys what you say ie girls are not intelligent may be true. but why always they are your galfrenz or your wife? why not be your mothers or sisters. generally speaking about girls, i THINKKKKKKKKK they fall in the ssame category too? isnt it true??????????.


Hi Purni,

I just want to tell you that comparison should be done only between equal strengths... I cant compare my intelligence to my father's are grandpa's... They are of different generation and so may have less knowledge and intelligence. And our next generation will surely be more intelligent than ours...

So, comparison shud be only between equal age groups... I agree that it can be compared to sisters also... This applies to every girls... Bcoz they are our sisters we cant agree that they are intelligent...


vinu_scorpion wrote:
TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY, A MAN ONLY NEEDS TO BE...

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father


Please note that the above contains all age groups....

purni wrote:
If girls were really not intelligent than boys,then why is the number of male students passing in every public exams in tamil nadu,every year is very very less than that of female stutents,which has been happening for almost a decade.check out the ratio!!!!!!!coooooolllll. hope im not wrong with the info above


And u have mistaken scoring marks to Intelligence... Socring Marks is just reproducing the things u have studied the previous night r week r month... which can be done by anyone who spends his time studying... But Intelligence is something else... So, pls do understand that people who score marks are not intelligent like what most think...

The reason for Tamilnadu guys failing is.... The guys go here and there to collect study materials and questions papers for their female friends and waste their time in order to help them... But the girls stay at home and utilise the time... Guys fail not coz of lack of Intelligence, but due to lack of time in Helping Girls score better...


drrams wrote:
By the way, vinod…the contents of the above title remind me a quote.

There are two kinds of men in the world. One is ‘bachelor’ and, ‘dead’ is the other (?? )


Yes Ram, Dats why people tell that the man commits suicide on his wedding day....

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 10:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 18, 2006 6:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Purni, i want to remind u again that intelligence doesnt come by just scoring marks... Guys are happy with whatever the marks they score and they know that are are intelligent enough to make a life with those marks...

And he didnt keep a copy of question paper coz of his honesty, self belief and determination that he will be able study to score the marks required... in the time left after helping his friend.... this also shows his helping tendency...

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 18, 2006 7:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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Yes Ram, Dats why people tell that the man commits suicide on his wedding day....

Yes buddy, i agree too.... let me wrap it up for u

consequently it becomes necessary for all women to live with corpses (life long icon_sad.gif )And they expect courtesy......!!!
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 18, 2006 7:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 19, 2006 9:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

purni wrote:
If girls were really not intelligent than boys,then why is the number of male students passing in every public exams in tamil nadu,every year is very very less than that of female stutents,which has been happening for almost a decade.check out the ratio!!!!!!!coooooolllll. hope im not wrong with the info above.


I agreee with u purni....Theoretically girls r really sound and practically guys r far better than gals.....Gals mug up study materials and write the same thing in answer sheet so obviously gals score more than guys in exams.... Hope i'm right icon_rolleyes.gif icon_rolleyes.gif icon_rolleyes.gif
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 20, 2006 12:57 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The problems with GIRLS:

If u TREAT her nicely, she says u are IN LOVE with her;
If u Don't, she says u are PROUD.

If u DRESS Nicely, she says u are trying to LURE her;
If u Don't, she says u are from MADURAI.

If u ARGUE with her, she says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, she says u have no BRAINS.

If u are SMARTER than her, she'll lose FACE;
If she's Smarter than u, she is GREAT.

If u don't Love her, she tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love her, she will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)

If u tell her your PROBLEM, she says u are TROUBLESOME;
If u don't, she says that u don't TRUST her.

If u SCOLD her, u are like a CHACHA to her;
If she SCOLDS u, it is because she CARES for u.

If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If she BREAKS hers, she is FORCED to do so.

If u do WELL in your exams, she says it's LUCK;
If she does WELL, it's BRAINS.

If u HURT her, u are CRUEL;
If she HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!! & sooo hard to please!!!!!

If u send this to girls, they will swear that this is absurd.......
But if u don't, they say u are afraid to send it to them....

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 20, 2006 7:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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