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sierra_senthil
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Joined: 08 Jun 2001
Posts: 44

PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 11:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here. So, leave a message.

Hi! This is John. If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.

"Hi! Now you say something."

"Hi! I'm not home right now but my answering machine is, so you can talk to it instead. Wait for the beep."

"Hello. I am David's answering machine. What are you?"

"Hello! If you leave a message, I'll call you soon. If you leave a "sexy" message, I'll call sooner!"

"Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. ?Please speak very slowly and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets."

"Hello! You are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages. My owners do not need siding, windows or a hot tub, and their carpets are clean. They give to charity through their office and do not need their pictures taken. If you're still with me, leave your name and number and they will get back to you."

"This is not an answering machine This is a telepathic thought-recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your number and your reason for calling, and I'll think about returning your call."

"Hi! I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message and if I don't call back, it's you."

"Hi! If you are a burglar, we're probably at home cleaning our weapons right now and can't come to the phone. Otherwise, we probably aren't home and it's safe to leave a message."

"Hello! You've reached Jim and Sonya. We can't pick up the phone right now, because we're doing something we really enjoy. Sonya likes doing it up and down, and I like doing it left to right, real slowly. So leave a message and when we're done brushing our teeth we'll get back to you."

Now I lay me down to sleep; Leave a message at the beep. If I die before I wake, Remember to erase the tape!

You have reached 555-6238. Why?

This is you-know-who. We are you-know-where. Leave your you-know-what you-know-when.

You have reached 234-1243. This is an answering machine. This is the nineties. You know what to do.

You have reached the number you have dialed. Please leave a message after the beep.

This is a boring answering machine message. Leave a message anyway. [Useful to keep people from calling at odd hours to hear your latest exciting message.]



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l_santhosh
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Joined: 16 Oct 2002
Posts: 143

PostPosted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 4:01 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Hi Senthil,
Thats was really funny stuff.
A couple of them were known ones...but all the others were very interesting.
Especially the "burglar" and the "brushing" ones; I burst out laughing at the latter.

Thanks for a hearty laugh.
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srikumar
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Joined: 27 Mar 2004
Posts: 51

PostPosted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 1:05 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Heres another one that I just made up:

"BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP...If you can still hear leave a message..."

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l_santhosh
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Joined: 16 Oct 2002
Posts: 143

PostPosted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 9:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The last person who called and hung up without leaving a message met with an accident.
Decide your fate now. [BEEP].

A competition is on to choose the best voice message. Leave your entry with your name and number. [BEEP].

enna etthhe hullu koovadhuga hogidhave,
enna ayya mullu mettodhuga hogidhane,
naa keeye keri Malleya nododhuga hogidhe,
ninna hesira hegidha-gindhey, jolee hegu. [BEEP].

Maneyo ibbane, naa parents maathu kaeppila.
palli kappanay, baathiyar maathu kaeppila.
gelcha geevanay, bossna maathu kaeppila.
dhara maathavoo naa heguvoo kaeppila.
ithe ella maadi naa bitti aadhe.
Nee aena aarae? [BEEP].

Ailachili, pylachili, kodihachili, midihachili, ondha savira aagili.
This is subject to the condition that you leave a message with your name and number.
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