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PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 9:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hippy hippy my topic is rediscovered icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 9:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper

with fire at one end & a fool on the other.


Divorce : Future tense of marriage.


Lecture : An art of transferring information from
the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the
students without passing through "the minds of
either"

Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied
by the number present.

Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such
a way that everybody believes he got the biggest
piece.

Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine
will-power is defeated by feminine water power...

Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before
marriage .

Conference Room : A place where everybody talks,
nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Classic : A book which people praise, but do not
read.

Smile :- A curve that can set a lot of
things straight.

Office :- A place where you can relax after your
strenuous home life.

Yawn :- The only time some married men ever get
to open their mouth.

Etc. :- A sign to make others believe that you
know more than you actually do.

Committee :- Individuals who can do nothing
individually and sit to decide that nothing can be
done together.

Experience :- The name men give to their
mistakes.

Atom Bomb :- An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher :- A fool who torments himself during
life, to be spoken of when dead.

Diplomat :- A person who tells you to go to hell in
such a way that you actually look forward to the
trip.

Opportunist :- A person who starts taking bath if
he accidentally falls into a river.

Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel
tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."

Pessimist :- A person who says that O is the last
letter in RO, Instead 0f the first letter in word
OPPORTUNITY .

Miser :- A person who lives poor so that he
can die rich.

Father :- A banker provided by nature.

Criminal :- A guy no different from the rest...
except that he got caught.

Boss :- Someone who is early when you are late
and late when you are early.

Politician :- One who shakes your hand before
elections and your Confidence after.

Doctor :- A person who kills your ills by pills,
and kills you with his bills.


S/W Engineer :- One who gets paid for reading these
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 9:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

A forwarded one..

One day, a girl, 16yrs old, heard from her mother that if she will do a regular prayer for 4yrs, a divine "Devi" will come to her dreams & give her 3 boons(Varam). So she decided to do it. She completed 4 yrs successfully, doing prayer regularly.
Now it was a day for "Devi" to come. So she slept earlier with thoughts in her mind to ask.
And, really a "Devi" comes in her dreams. Now this is the dialogue between them.

Devi: Ohh Girl, you prayed to me regularly within last 4 yrs, so I am very very happy with you. I will complete any of your 3 wishes. You can ask anything you like, but there is one condition.

Girl: Condition!, what is that?
Devi: You have a boy-friend. right?
Girl: Yes.
Devi: When you were doing a prayer, he was waiting for you, so he also sacrificed same as you. Moreover, he didn't know anything about boon and all, so he is also eligible for the boons. So whatever you will ask, he will get 10 times more than that of you.
If you are agreed, then proceed for the 1st boon.

Girl: (After thinking for some time .... ): Yes, I am ready.

Girl: 1st, Make me 10 times richer than the richest person in the world.
Devi: But your boy-friend will be 10 times richer than you.
Girl: It's OK.
Devi: Be as you wish!
=================
Girl: 2nd, Make me 10 times more beautiful than the most beautiful girl in the world.
Devi: But your boy-friend will be 10 times handsome than the most handsome boy in the world.
Girl: It's OK.
Devi: Be as you wish.
=================
Devi: Now the last boon remains.
Girl: Ohh Devi, please give me a MILD HEART-ATTACK.
Devi: What? Are you sure!
Girl: Yes. Very sure!
Devi: Be as you wish.
=================
Think friends,
what happened to her boy-friend, he got a severe heart-attack died at once, while the girl remained alive.
Thus, the girl became the world's most beautiful girl and the richest one, too.

Moral of the story:
So intelligent the girls are! Girls are really more intelligent than we believe them to be. So be careful boys!


Now, girls please stop reading ... boys continue till the end. .....
******
******
******
******
******
Dear boys, don't worry, actually what happened is something different than what you all thought! Actually, the girl's boy-friend got a heart-attack, 10 TIMES MILDER than that of the girl. So the boy-friend lived longer than the girl, being world's richest and the most handsome boy.

Moral of the story:

Dear boys, the girls are not really that much intelligent than what we believe them to be. So don't worry.....be happy icon_wink.gif icon_smile.gif icon_smile.gif .
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 21, 2005 7:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

y r u always puttg dwn women
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 21, 2005 6:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

icon_cool.gif icon_cool.gif It is fwd one and ofcourse we should appreciate the brain behind it..right? Don't take it as serious coz it is under "ENJOY MAADI" icon_smile.gif icon_smile.gif
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 21, 2005 7:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I don't understand...."How did the 10 times more became 10 times less in case for BOYS... icon_surprised.gif icon_surprised.gif "

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vivekraju
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 21, 2005 9:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Parameswari this is for U icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif

This is just a forward it can be the other way round also icon_cool.gif icon_cool.gif icon_cool.gif


Wives are ALWAYS smarter than Husbands !!!
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a
word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them
wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules,
goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"

"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."

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A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000.

The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat
everything to men."

The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

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A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid
and so beautiful all at the same time."

The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.

God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me
stupid so I would be attracted to you!"

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Husband and wife were in the midst of a violent quarrel, and hubby was
losing his temper.

"Be careful," he said to his wife. "You will bring out the animal in
me." ...

"So what?" his wife shot back. "Who is afraid of a mouse?"
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 10:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ganguly is beating a cricket fan in the ground bcoz he sang a song from anniyan....



could you guess which song ??



Its ...



Run ducka run ducka run ducka run ducka run ducka .......
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 9:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Arthur Ashe, the legendary Wimbledon player was dying of CANCER. From
all over the world he received letters from his fans, one of which conveyed:

"Why does GOD have to select you for such a bad disease"?

To this Arthur Ashe replied,
"The world over , 50 million learn to play tennis, 5 million learn
professional tennis, 50,000 come to the circuit, 5000 reach the grand
slam, 50 reach Wimbledon, 4 to semi final, 2 to the finals, When I was
holding a cup I never asked GOD "Why me?".
And today in pain I should not be asking GOD "Why me?"
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 4:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Fantastic example vivek!!!!!!!! There's something to think. good

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 12:20 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Ondhu software engineer - na "KUMURAL" icon_sad.gif icon_sad.gif

A dialogue from "MODERN PARAASAKTHI"

Naan AC araiyil computer padithaalum
Oosikku (free) software vaangi yirukkiren.
Windows padippadharkkaaga
Veettai vitrirukkiren.

Enakku ‘linked list’ puriyavillai – aanaal
En panathodu mattum link seidha list-ei cholgiraen

Iravellaam padithaalum ‘unix’ puriyavillai aanaal
Takkendru purindhukkonden ‘dos’-i. Hmm
Computer field-um ippozhudhu takk (duck) ena purindhukkonden.

Kaelungal en story-ai
MS-Word-il type seivadharkku mun…
Dhayavu seidhu kaelungal.

Tamiznattil indha neelagiri-yai serndhavan naan.
Padikka oru oor…Project seiyya oru oor….
Computer student-in thalai ezhuthukku….
Naan mattum vidhi-vilakka enna???

Aam, kovai-il padittha naan…
IT field amungi poyirukkum Chennai-kku
Project seiyya ponaen.
Chennai ennai ‘recycle-bin’ pola aakkiyadhu
DOS padikka kooda vali-yilladha enakku
ASP-il project seiyya chonnan oruvan!
Irukkum site-iyey ozhungaai paarkka mudiavillai,
Indha latchanathil website project-aam!!

En peyaro RAM.
Aam GB adhigamulla peyar,
aanaal VB project seiyya poi
Chennai-il OB adithu thirindhen

Naan ninaithirundhaal…..
En ‘bhaavaa’ vidam cholli Java project vaangi yirukkalaam
Dammi project-I kooda ‘real project’ endru reel vittirukka mudiyum
Aanaal adhaithaan virumbugiradhaa indha IT field!!??

‘Linux’ endru cholli ‘dos’-ii katruthandhaan
Oru computer kadaikkaaran.. oodinaen…..

VB pazhaiya version-ii pakkuvamaai katruthandhaan
Oru faculty. Oodinaen..

Dammi project tharuvadharkkaaga ‘soft’ companykkaaran
Virattinaan..oodinaen…

‘Project vaangaliyo project’ koovikkondirukkum
koottam thaandi ….oodinaen

website-il virithu vaithirukkum valayai thaandi
oodinaen..oodinaen…oodinaen

mother board-ii thaandi
manikkanakkaai oodinaen…

JAVA, VB, ORACLE endru ealam vidugindra
computer centre-galai kadandhu oodinaen..

eathanai centre-radaa?? –adhildhaan
evvalavu dhandamadaa?? Oodinaen..oodinaen….

ippozhudhulla IT field polavey
thadumaari thadumaaru oodinaen…

angey virus irundhadhaal
thirumbi-vitten.

Paavam,
En vaazkkai aanadhu oru koovam,
Enakku idea koduthirukka vendum,
Real project thandhirukka vendum

Indru sattathai (law) neettuvor,
Indru IT field-il iruppor, seidhaargalaa??
Project seiya vittaargalaa indha RAM-ii??
Enakku dammi project koduthadhu yaar kutram??
Selavu seidhu Chennai sendra en kutramaa?? – illai
Dammikkum realukkum vithyaasam theriyaadha
Software kollaikkaarargalin kutramaa??

Valara vendiya website-il aabaasangalai (sex) kaattuvadhu
Yaar kutram???
Bill Gates-in kutramaa?? – illai
Bill poda theriyaadhavar galellaam
Project seigiraargaley!! – avargalin kutramaa??

Oru language kooda ozhungaai padikkaamal
Bio data- vil nirappuvadharkkaaga C, C++, Java, Oracle, ASP
Endru adukkikkondey selvadhu yaar kutram???
Appaavi maanavargalin kutramaa??? – illai
Engal appa-vin panathai aniyaayamaai pidungikkondu
“Factorial, Quadratic equation, prime no, palindrome’’
Idhuthaan program endru chonna
computer centre-galin kutramaa???

Indha kutrangal kalayappadum varai
Ennai pondra RAM-gal dammi project-iithan real project
Endru reel viduvaargal..
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 1:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

A bit too lengthy but good to read icon_rolleyes.gif icon_rolleyes.gif icon_rolleyes.gif


A young man was getting ready to graduate college. For many months he
had admired a beautiful sports car in a dealer's showroom, and knowing his father could well afford it, he told him that was all he wanted.

As Graduation Day approached, the young man awaited signs that his
father had purchased the car. Finally, on the morning of his graduation his
father called him into his private study.His father told him how proud he was to have such a fine son, and told him how much he loved him.

He handed his son a beautiful wrapped gift box. Curious, but somewhat disappointed the young man opened the box and found a lovely, leather-bound Bhagwad Geeta. Angrily, he raised his voice at his father and said,

"W! ith all your money you give me just a Book?"and stormed out of the house, leaving the holy book. He never contacted his father again for long long time. Many years passed and the young man was very successful in business. He had a beautiful home and wonderful family, but realized his father must be very old by now, and thought perhaps he should go to him. He had not seen him since that graduation day.

Before he could make arrangements, he received a telegram telling him
his father had passed away, and willed all of his possessions to his son.
He needed to come home immediately and take care things. When he
arrived at his father's house, sudden sadness and regret filled his heart.

He began to search his father's important papers and saw the still new Bhagwad Geeta, just as he had left it years ago.&nb! sp; With tears, he opened the holy book and began to turn the pages. As he read those words, a car key dropped from an envelope taped behind the holy book. It had a tag with the dealer's name, the same dealer who had the sports car he had desired. On the tag was the date of his graduation, and the words ..

PAID IN FULL.

How many times do we miss GOD's blessings because they are not packaged as we expected?
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 6:01 am Reply with quoteBack to top

A bit too lengthy but good to read


A young man was getting ready to graduate college. For many months he
had admired a beautiful sports car in a dealer's showroom, and knowing his father could well afford it, he told him that was all he wanted.

As Graduation Day approached, the young man awaited signs that his
father had purchased the car. Finally, on the morning of his graduation his
father called him into his private study.His father told him how proud he was to have such a fine son, and told him how much he loved him.

He handed his son a beautiful wrapped gift box. Curious, but somewhat disappointed the young man opened the box and found a lovely, leather-bound Bhagwad Geeta. Angrily, he raised his voice at his father and said,

"W! ith all your money you give me just a Book?"and stormed out of the house, leaving the holy book. He never contacted his father again for long long time. Many years passed and the young man was very successful in business. He had a beautiful home and wonderful family, but realized his father must be very old by now, and thought perhaps he should go to him. He had not seen him since that graduation day.

Before he could make arrangements, he received a telegram telling him
his father had passed away, and willed all of his possessions to his son.
He needed to come home immediately and take care things. When he
arrived at his father's house, sudden sadness and regret filled his heart.

He began to search his father's important papers and saw the still new Bhagwad Geeta, just as he had left it years ago.&nb! sp; With tears, he opened the holy book and began to turn the pages. As he read those words, a car key dropped from an envelope taped behind the holy book. It had a tag with the dealer's name, the same dealer who had the sports car he had desired. On the tag was the date of his graduation, and the words ..

PAID IN FULL.

How many times do we miss GOD's blessings because they are not packaged as we expected?
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 11:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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"1000" THAN IRUNTHALUM
"1001" THAN PERUSU


Ambilaiki adipatta ethikittu poga Ambulance iruku. Ana pombalaiki adipatta ethikitu poga POmbulance iruka ?


"THANNILA MEEN IRUKURATHAALA, THANNI NON-VEG AAGAATHU"



" NADANTHU PONAA KAAL VALIKKUM...AANAA KAAL VALICHAA NADAKKA MUDIUMAAA..."


" KAALAA KADIKIRA SERUPPAALA MULLA KADIKKA MUDIYAATHU...."


" YEVALAVU NEECHAL THERINJAALUM TUMBLER THANNILA NEENTHA MUDIYAATHU....."


” VAAYILA MOOCHU VAANGALAM, AANAA MOOKULA THANNI KUDIKKA MUDIYAATHU…..”


Caru kulla tyr inrunthaa adhu stephni, adey Nambha meela antha trye erinaa, nambha chatni !!!


Adayar Anandha Bhavanoda Branch Neraya edathula irukkum Ana Adayar Ala marathoda Branch Adayar la mattum than irukkum!!!


MANDAIYA POTTA "DIE"
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 11:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

5 golden rules for finding your life partner
by Rabbi Dov Heller, M.A.

A relationship coach lays out his 5 golden rules for reviewing the prospects of long-term marital success.

When it comes to making the decision about choosing a life partner, no one wants to make a mistake.

Yet, with a divorce rate of close to 50 percent (in USA), it appears that many are making serious mistakes in their approach to finding Mr./Ms. Right!

If you ask most couples who are engaged why they're getting married, they'll say: "We're in love." I believe this is the #1 mistake people make when they date.

Choosing a life partner should never be based on love.

Though this may sound not politically correct, there's a profound truth here. Love is not the basis for getting married. Rather, love is the result of a good marriage.

When the other ingredients are right, then the love will come.

Let me say it again You CANNOT build a lifetime relationship on love alone. You need a lot more. Here are 5 questions you must ask yourself if you're serious about finding & keeping a lifepartner.

QUESTION #1
Do we share a common life purpose? Why is this so important? Let me put it this way: If you're married for 20 or 30 years, that's a long time to live with someone. What do you plan to do with each other all that time? Travel, eat & jog together? You need to share something deeper & more meaningful. You need a common life purpose. Two things can happen in a marriage. You can grow together, or you can grow apart. 50 percent of the people out there are growing apart. To make a marriage work, you need to know what you want out of life - bottom line - & marry someone who wants the same thing.

QUESTION #2
Do I feel safe expressing my feelings & thoughts with this person? This question goes to the core of the quality of your relationship. Feeling safe means you can communicate openly with this person. The basis of having good communication is trust- i.e. trust that I won't get "punished" or hurt for expressing my honest thoughts & feelings. A colleague of mine defines an abusive person as someone with whom you feel afraid to express your thoughts & feelings. Be honest with yourself on this one. Make sure you feel emotionally safe with the person you plan to marry.

QUESTION #3
Is he/she a mensch? A mensch is someone who is a refined & sensitive person.
How can you test?
Here are some suggestions. Do they work on personal growth on a regular basis?
Are they serious about improving themselves? A teacher of mine defines a good person as "someone who is always striving to be good & do the right thing."
So ask about your significant other What do they do with their time? Is this person materialistic? Usually a materialistic person is not someone whose top priority is character refinement.
There are essentially two types of people in the world: People who are dedicated to personal growth & people who are dedicated to seeking comfort. Someone whose goal in life is to be comfortable will put personal comfort ahead of doing the right thing. You need to know that before walking down the aisle.

QUESTION #4
How does he/she treat other people? The one most important thing that makes any relationship work is the ability to give. By giving, we mean the ability to give another person pleasure. Ask: Is this someone who enjoys giving pleasure to others or are they wrapped up in themselves & self-absorbed? To measure this, think about the following: How do they treat people whom they do not have to be nice to, such as waiters, bus boys, taxi drivers, etc. How do they treat parents & siblings? Do they have gratitude & appreciation?
If they don't have gratitude for the people who have given them everything, you cannot expect that they'll have gratitude for you-who can't do nearly as much for them!
Do they gossip & speak badly about others? Someone who gossips cannot be someone who loves others. You can be sure that someone who treats others poorly, will eventually treat you poorly as well.

QUESTION #5
Is there anything I'm hoping to change about this person after we're married? Too many people make the mistake of marrying someone with the intention of trying to "improve" them after they're married. As a colleague of mine puts it, "You can probably expect someone to change after marriage .. for the worse!" If you cannot fully accept this person the way they are now, then you are not ready to marry them. In conclusion, dating doesn't have to be difficult & treacherous. The key is to try leading a little more with your head & less with your heart. It pays to be as objective as possible when you are dating, to be sure to ask questions that will help you get to the key issues.

Falling in love is a great feeling, but when you wake up with a ring on your finger, you don't want to find yourself in trouble because you didn't do your homework.
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