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shalinisugumaran
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Joined: 29 Aug 2008
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 6:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

NEW STOCK MARKET TERMS for 2008 and beyond.
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CEO --Chief Embezzlement Officer.


CFO-- Corporate Fraud Officer.


BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.


BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry.


VALUE INVESTING -- The art of buying low and selling lower.


P/E RATIO -- The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.


BROKER -- What my broker has made me.


STANDARD & POOR -- Your life in a nutshell.


STOCK ANALYST -- Idiot who just downgraded your stock.


STOCK SPLIT -- When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves.


FINANCIAL PLANNER -- A guy whose phone has been disconnected.


MARKET CORRECTION -- The day after you buy stocks.
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l_santhosh
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 14, 2008 9:07 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I don't know about the others...
But 'Bull Market' and 'Market Correction' are very very very true!!
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shalinisugumaran
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 2:28 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Yes Santhosh,New Economic Taxonomy sounds very funny but its very much TRUE icon_smile.gif
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nagulanjoghee
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 5:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Hi Shalini,
Nice to see your posting in this forum. This is quite timely and useful as everyone's concentration is on the Stock market. Keep posting many such articles. This is a real good one.
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shalinisugumaran
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 5:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Thanks uncle..Surely i will post articles related to stock market.
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