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sampathbojan
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 1:43 am Reply with quoteBack to top

A Husband and his wife buy coffee in a shop.

Husband: Drink quickly.

Wife: Why?

Husband: Hot coffee Rs 5 and cold coffee Rs 10





A Foolish Husband and his wife filed an application for divorce.

Judge: How'll you divide? You have three children.

Husband: Ok! We"ll apply next year.



A joker at an Art Gallery : I suppose this horrible looking thing is what
you call modern art?

Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!



Raja visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.

Man says "Chin Yu Yan" and dies.

Raja goes to China to find meaning of friends last words.

It is "You are standing on the oxygen tube!"





A Husband was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.

Wife: What you are doing?

Husband: I am seeing how I look while sleeping icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif


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