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sampathbojan
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Joined: 09 Oct 2007
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 5:25 am Reply with quoteBack to top

One professor asked a plumber to come to his college.

You know why?

Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking.



Santa! Your daughter has died!

Depressed, emotional man jumps from 100th floor.

At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter!

At 25th floor he remembers I'm unmarried!

At 10th floor he remembers I'm Banta not Santa!



On a romantic date Bojan's girl friend asked him:

"Darling ! On our engagement will you give me a ring?"

He said: "Sure ! What's your phone number?"





Sampath found the answer to the most difficult question ever.

What will come first, chicken or egg?

O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.





A dog was chasing a man and the man was laughing.

A bystander:

"Why are you laughing?"

Man: "I have a Air cell phone but still hutch network is following
me."



A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket
match.All were busy writing except one boy.

He wrote: "Due To Rain, No Match!"

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