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vinu_scorpion
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Joined: 19 Jun 2001
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 7:54 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I wanted to thank all my friends and family who have forwarded chain letters to me in 2004 & 2005.

Because of your kindness:



* I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it's good for removing toilet stains.


* I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS.


* I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer.


* I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and sometimes I even have to walk about 3 Kms for fear that someone will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me.


* I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill from hell with calls to Uganda, Singapore and Tokyo.


* I also stopped drinking anything! out of a can for fear that I will get sick from the rat feces and urine.


* When I go to parties, I don't look at any girl, no matter how hot she is, for fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me then take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.


* I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times.
(Poor girl! she's been 7 since 1993...)


* I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I made expecting the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me when I participated in their special e-mail program would arrive soon.


* My free Nokia phone never arrived and neither did the free passes for a paid ! vacation to Disneyland.


* Still open to help some from Bulgaria who wants to use my account to transfer his uncle property of some hundred million $.


* Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those Ganesh Vandana , Tirupathi Balaji pics, etc.. now most of those 'Wishes ' are already married (to someone else)!


* And by the way when is yahoo shutting down??


IMPORTANT NOTE:

If you do not forward this message to at least 1234 people in the next 10 seconds, a bird will SH** on your head today at 6:30pm.



-- regards

forwarded messages victim

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Vinod.
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